So, I figure in this blog I’ll be banging on about my family a bit, so I’d better give them some names. As this is the big and scary internet, names have been changed to protect the innocent.
So. In this blog, you will meet:
“Mr Knightley”, my handsome husband;
“Matilda”, my seven-year-old daughter;
“Christopher Robin”, my five-year-old son;
“Harry”, my two-year-old son; and
“Annie”, my baby girl (currently eight months old)
Laptop on the Ironing Board 
Don’t forget names for all your brothers and sisters! I seem to recall a Brady Brunch reference the other day. Nice. Just watch out for flying footballs Marsha… wouldn’t want to break your nose!
Funny you should mention that: I recently put all of this info on my “about” page.
“Mom’s favourite vase!”
“Mom always said: don’t play ball in the house!”