I actually don’t know where the urge to crochet a washing machine came from, but when it hit me, it hit hard.
My friend has written a magnificent second novel. JOY MOODY IS OUT OF TIME, by Kerryn Mayne, is set in a laundromat and is gripping, slightly odd, and ultimately heartwarming. I hope that the story I tell you today will be the same.
I don’t crochet as much as I used to these days. I suspect my creativity gets poured into my writing instead, which isn’t a bad thing. It’s only occasionally I get stung by the need to bring an idea into being and when it does, I try to lay down some ground rules for myself.
- I need enough time to comfortably make it. Preferably using time when I would not be doing anything else important – like writing.
- I need to use up scrap yarn and stash yarn. No adding to my overflowing drawers.
- It needs to be small and portable.
- It needs to hold my interest.
- It needs to be of some use to the recipient.
I’ve never actually said these rules out loud before, but not that I’ve written them out, I realise that I unconsciously try to follow them every time.
Kerryn and I became friends last year. Our books came out at around the same time and we did an event together for Eltham Bookshop. I think we instantly connected as fellow twin mums. Plus, Kerryn is the sort of person to make you choke on a book-themed cupcake because you’re laughing so hard. Together with Emma Grey (she wrote THE LAST LOVE NOTE), we formed a little debut-writer support group. It’s like a mothers group, except our babies are books. We message each other most days.
I wanted to do something special for Kerryn’s launch and crocheting a front-loading washing machine seemed the way to go. I figured out my own design using an empty coffee box as the frame underneath. I crocheted panels to cover the box using the end of a ball of white bamboo yarn. I only just had enough, it was a close-run thing. I chopped the base off a container of hundreds-and-thousands and poked holes in it the whole way around. Then I crocheted directly onto the plastic using the holes with pink cotton yarn. I used the same pink yarn to crochet a circle the same size as the plastic circle.
Then I took a little break. Then next part would be filling the box with rice and sewing it all together. And maybe covering the box with white paper so the colour didn’t show through the gaps. Boring. Plus I had plenty of time.
At one point, a friend of mine was having a cup of tea at my kitchen table. I was describing my project to her, but she couldn’t picture it. So I dashed off to grab it out of my bag. I held the strips of crocheted fabric against the box (“and this bit goes here…”) while she nodded politely. Then I packed all of the components into the little cardboard box and shut it. So handy! I was keen to get back to the conversation, so I put the coffee pod carton full of crochet on the side table in a pile of clutter and kept talking.
Several weeks go by and it’s time for me to finish off the crochet project. Finishing off crochet projects isn’t something I do often. I know exactly which of the many piles of clutter my crochet project *should* be in.
Except it’s not there. And I have an uneasy feeling that it has been *not there* for a while.
The sideboard is looking suspiciously tidy. I thought I was the only person who did tidying in this house! I realise, with a sinking feeling, that a small cardboard carton filled with a crochet project looks exactly like a piece of rubbish if you never open it.
Look, we can skip the crying, the interrogations, the searching, the bemoaning of my brain’s chemical make-up and the petitions to Saint Anthony and Saint Jude. We can skip the part where I sifted systematically through the recycling bin with a long pair of tongs. It was gone. The thing was gone.
I was going to stop here. It couldn’t be helped. Kerryn wasn’t expecting anything from me anyway. I was all out of white yarn. There wasn’t time to make another one. I would leave it be.
Except Kerryn has been so good to me this past year. She is such a caring and attentive friend. I wish she knew how much I appreciate her.
My desk tends to accumulate balls of yarn. I’m not sure why. It was while I’m tidying up my desk (see, I do tidy sometimes!) that I see it. That chunky grey ball of yarn. I stand looking at it, there in my second yarn drawer. It’s so bulky. It would make up in no time at all. Who says washing machines have to be white?
What if I try again? I don’t want this story to have a sad ending. That’s not the sort of thing I write. I reach into the drawer and pull out the grey ball and a matching hook. I find a little bag to keep them in. I wouldn’t say yes just yet. I would just give it a try.
The bag comes with me on long car rides, to waiting rooms, and the bench outside school while waiting for the bell to ring. When the lady sitting next to me at the park asks what I am crocheting, I hold it up and say, ‘A washing machine. Obviously.’
And the thick yarn does make up super quickly. And I’m able to source another piece of plastic for the front. This time it’s the base of a mini water bottle. And I’m careful not to camouflage my work-in-progress as a piece of rubbish this time.
I got it done with time to spare! The whole thing looks a bit wonky and knobbly and you have to squint and turn your head to the side to figure out what it’s actually supposed to be, but we got there in the end!
If you are going to come at me in the comments to say that grey-and-variegated-pink doesn’t look nearly as good as white-and-hot-pink, I do not want to hear it. Be quiet. Grey is better. Kerryn has small children. White gets dirty fast. It was always meant to be grey. Grey is great.
Kerryn loves her strange gift. I say her kids could furnish their dolls house with it. She says ‘No! It’s mine!’
I wasn’t sure if I could call this post ‘Washing Machine Fail.’ because I’ve already written about a washing machine fail, but I checked and it has a different name. In fact, I have written several posts in the past about failure and washing machines. It’s a key part of my oevre.
If you are new to this blog, welcome! I don’t write here much at all anymore (my children are several years older than they are described in the ‘About’ section), and a lot of what you find here is unedited ramblings, but I do recommend the ‘Fail’ posts (you can click on the ‘Fail.’ category in the panel on the right).
If you are a writer or my friend and I haven’t crocheted for you, it’s not because I don’t love you. There is just a lot to contend with!